Now a lot of you find strapon a very horny idea, but most don’t really like anything too big put up there. So, for you, I have my trusty Shh strapon. This is the one I bought in Shh, the women’s sex shop at Old Street. I went over there the other week to buy a new dildo for it as the other one had nearly snapped in two.

I had mental visions of sharp toothed sluts giving it a bit too much wellie, but I think it was actually from when I had to use a bench which was inconveniently too high and the constant angle upwards and the pressure on the securing ring was what caused the damage.

Fortunately, unlike with other sorts of cock, you can just pop out and buy a new one.

For those of you who like something more challenging, I recently bought a rather nice selection from Love Honey together with the snap-u-lock harness. Love Honey very efficiently got them to me in a couple of days.

I bought three. One just marginally bigger than my trusty black Shh one is pink and made of a softish material and has an interesting series of twists along its length, as well as a nice bright pink tip.

I forgot the name of it, probably something like realistic pink 7”.

Then there is the realistic black 8”. A bit longer but considerably thicker. I actually wanted the mulatto but accidentally ordered the black one. The thing I liked about the mulatto was that the head was a different colour, which I thought gave it a fascintatingely obscene look

And for really greedy sluts there is the Jeff Stryker, named for the porn star of that name. Now I have to say the Jeff Stryker is a bit droopy. Not having seen the man himself I have no idea whether it is modelled on his appearance or whether it is a side effect of the material its made of. But one things for sure, its simply enormous.

I’ve stood a pen against the black one and the Jeff Stryker, just so you get an idea as to size.

All these cocks were used on last Sunday’s film shoot for femdomfilms and you can see them in action when the new film, Anal Academy with Rebekka Raynor, is up on femdomfilms.eu.

Incidentally for those of you who are thinking 7” in length – my God that’s a bit much! It isn’t. Whilst its true that men and womens pelvis (pelvises pelvi?) are designed to slot together for maximum penetration, that only applies to men penetrating women.

Nature didn’t consider strapon when designing men’s bodies so the reverse doesn’t apply. Use a short dildo and you will find that there are a couple of inches between your sphincter and the base of the dildo. If its a five inch dildo that means you are talking about three inches of penetration. It doesn’t take a genius to work out that three inches of penetration means that if the woman tries to give the man a good hard fucking it will come out every time she pulls the dildo backwards.

Oh – all the Love Honey dildos have rather nice balls attached and the lock-u-vac system means that they are pleasantly on display. Something that doesn’t happen with ring style dildo harnesses.